Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
