Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
its liver damage thursday
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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