i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Dicks are not precious.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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