I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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