Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
they call him Oral-B. enough said
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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