the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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