I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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