it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
