So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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