he thought i was a dude.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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