You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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