i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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