He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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