I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize