you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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