Three words: puerto rican gang bang
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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