It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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