I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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