So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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