jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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