oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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