There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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