everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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