When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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