More tranny stories later!
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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