the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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