We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
