My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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