I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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