Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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