I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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