You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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