I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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