Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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