Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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