The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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