Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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