hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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