My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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