Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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