where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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