bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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