dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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