Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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