On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
