He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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