new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I said "one day" and that day is not today
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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