Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My bed smells like the plague
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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