Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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