I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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