Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
