Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Pants are for mortals
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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