ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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