Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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