I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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