the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
