did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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